lisa levy on the fall tv season
20 October 2002
ah, fall, the most wonderful time of the year for television watchers.
after a summer full of reruns (finally got to catch up on gilmore girls,
pooh to the wb for putting it opposite buffy), endless discussion of the
various decorators of trading spaces, and a full-fledged affair with the
offerings on bbc america, I'm back to see what the networks have cooking.
having digital cable is a bit like going to a long island diner: there's a
twenty-page menu, but you know you should really stick with the grilled
cheese and satisfy your craving for veal piccata elsewhere. I prefer sitcoms
in reruns and am choosy about reality shows, so I mainly watch hourlong
dramas at the network's table. these subdivide into two categories: family
dramas and cop shows, and I'm recommending one of each. the ratings for both
have been decent, so they should be around for a little while.
family drama: everwood, the wb mon 9-10
everwood follows 7th heaven (this generation's eight is enough, so much
so that we even got a special appearance by grant goodeve) and has the same
kind of family appeal though it's not nearly as mawkish. its creator is
greg berlanti, a former dawson's writer who claims everwood will "earn
its sentimental moments." i'm not sure how to tally such things, but i'm
giving him the benefit of the doubt. since two parents make for lousy drama,
everwood earns its first sentimental moment by killing off the sainted
mother, brenda strong (formerly of po5, 7th heaven, and seinfeld as
sue ellen mishkie, the braless wonder, she has a hilarious site where you
can play six degrees of brenda strong brendastrong.com/6degrees.htm).
she appears in the first few episodes as a ghost a la providence and six
feet under to help her husband, andrew brown m.d. (treat williams).
thankfully the everwood scribes have realized only crazy people talk to
dead relatives and subjected brown to public ridicule for doing so. he's
moved their children from new york city to colorado in search of a better
"quality of life." that means rustic living with a sub zero fridge and
glorious views like south park backdrops come to life.
the kids are a 9-year-old tomboy daughter (vivien cardone, the walking keane
painting from a beautiful mind) and 15-year-old ephram (gregory smith,
the patriot). he's the most compelling character on the show, a tv
version of the new holden caufields we were barraged by at the movies this
summer (jake gyllenhaal in the good girl, that kid in tadpole, kieran culkan in igby). he's vaguely punk rock yet very angry: "the hamlet of the
wb" according to berlanti and to amy abbott (played by the delightfully
named emily vancamp), the daughter of the town's other doctor. she pontedly
says to ephram, "I like your hair." hers is perfect, straight, and brown,
framing a moonface similar to those in the manga comics that ephram likes.
she's not quite katie holmes, but she's definitely superverbal: "you have
that tragic lonely thing going on." he has a wet dream about her with al
green playing in the background. in a gender reversal even morrissey would
love, she also has a boyfriend in a coma. the rest of the show is filled out
with quirky familiar characters, like northern exposure or gilmore
girls. williams is caustic yet sympathetic and the kids are decent actors.
alas, i guess every network needs a hamlet, and now the wb has everwood.
cop show: without a trace, cbs, thursday 10-11
boy, I suffered through some bad cop shows for you--a few of them twice.
fastlane, made by sugar ray pal and charlie's angels director mcg, has
tiffani theissen but gave me a headache: it's like a rap video with
commercials and peter facinelli. john doe, a pretender pretender, is
derivative but decent. robbery homicide division was unwatchable, despite
the presence of loveable lug tom sizemore and the visual stylings of michael
mann. boomtown is going for innovation by pulling something that falls
between memento and mrs dalloway: shifting time frames and point of view
in recounting crimes. jury is still out on that one, and I'm not interested
in more csi or law & order though I like the originals well enough: just
because you and I get along, it doesn't mean I want to have dinner with your
cousins. I love monk on usa, which is just ending it's summer season, and
not only because it was created by geniuses affiliated with the best radio
station in the world, wfmu (wfmu.org) monk will get its own column
soon.
the best new cop show of the season is without a trace, which focuses on an
fbi missing persons team. missing persons appeals because it gets to one of
the essential problems of contemporary life: how well do even the people
closest to you really know you? if you disappeared, who would call? who
would care? one of the members of the team accuses another of being a "hope
junkie," a phrase that's resonated with me ever since. isn't modern life
contingent on being a hope junkie, of thinking that things will someday be
better?
the tone of the show is set by the leadership of unlikely aussie anthony
lapaglia as jack malone, and is classed up considerably by tv and movie
vets: eric close (now and again very easy on the eyes), marianne
jeanne-baptiste secrets & lies, poppy montgomery the 187th person to play
marilyn monroe in the tv movie of blonde by joyce carol oates. the
guest stars have been of the same caliber--I was thrilled to see kyle secor
of the late, great homicide on the second episode as a tortured husband
whose wife has vanished from a mall parking lot. (here's a link to an
obsessive homicide site: members.aol.com/hlots98/)
without a trace will probably never be as good as homicide, which struck
the perfect balance between procedural and plain old-fashioned drama. I miss
it a lot; though there are still reruns on court tv every so often, the
idea that there will never be another new episode fills me with a kind of
wistful longing. I've been looking for a show to fill the void ever since.
so far, the scripts are good, acting is great, visuals are stylish but not
overbearing, and it's set in new york city where I live. with its built in
time-pressure system, as most missing persons who aren't found in the first
48 hours are never found (those of us who watch cop shows know this stuff),
without is a little like 24 but not as gimmicky. I've invested my hopes
in the large, capable cast; as more about the characters and their conflicts
is revealed, I want to see more little touches that remind me of cop shows
gone by. things that remind us that mysteries happen to people, not to
ass-baring, donut-eating, club-wielding stereotypes chasing bad guys to bad
soundtracks. call me a hope junkie, but I think with trace that I'm into
something good.